UPDATE: So Joanne and Amy got the ax. So far, my predictions are spot on. I am Nostradamus. (seriously, these were pretty obvious).
Ok, so I’m going to live-blog American Idol again now that we’re through the dreaded audition rounds. I was going to start last night, but frankly, I found the entire two hours to be awful but for the Australian Jim Morrison-Guy at the end. That said, I hate when they sing anything from the Doors. There can be only one Jim Morrision, everyone else just reminds me that they are NOT Jim Morrison. So anyway, the contestants are continuing to sing songs from the 60’s. Onward! (Also…I’m aware I need work on my photography of the TV skills.)

00:10 Christy Cook (I think that’s her name…I-sold-my-horse-girl). Already, I’m annoyed. I am SICK of hearing “Rescue Me.” I know we’re in season 1,002, but please, not again. I also think there should be a ban on Whitney, Mariah and Celine songs. Even if they’re the ones singing them. Truly. M’yeah, the judges seem to agree it was not stellar.

00:16 Joanne Borghella. Dionne Warwick is always a good choice, IMHO. That said, “a little pitchy dawg.” She got better as she went along though. HA! Randy Jackson and I are like one mind in two bodies!

00:25 Alaina Whitaker. ”[My wish is that] I don’t want to go home on my birthday and for my family, some great shoes.” All right! Oh, wait a minute she’s 16. I’m not going to make fun of a 16 year old. At least not tonight. Is it me or does this girl look a little like a blonde Barbie Benton? Hmmm, she’s 16, blonde, and looks like Barbie Benton. We are like two bodies with one mind!

00:35 Amanda Overmeyer. She was one of my favorites from the auditions. The rock and roll nurse. Oooh, but I don’t like the scatting. Is that what you call it? I hate that. Ooooh. I’m sorry, I couldn’t understand a single word she sang. I’m getting old.

00:46 Amy Davis. Ok. This is painful. I can’t even… I don’t think I can bear to hear what the judges have to say.

00:51 Brooke (Mia Farrow) White. I want her hair. I like her. Did Ryan just say “there are people who live without cynicism?” Hmmm. Maybe, but I don’t want to sit next to them at a party

1:01 Alexandria Lushington. Another 16 year old. Is it just me, that “Spinning Wheel” song reminds of being car sick once when I was maybe 6. I don’t know why. But, she was good. She didn’t make me car sick. Oh, but it’s not Alexandria. It’s Alex and Drea, apparently. Also, it makes me tense when Ryan and Simon fight.

1:14 Kady Malloy. Ok, she’s 18. Open season
Wait a minute. “Groovy Kind of Love” is not a 60’s song is it? Ok, the backstage Britney Spears impression was more memorable than this performance. That said, the judges are a little harsh here. “When you’re somebody else, you’re fantastic.” Ouch. She looks like she’s going to kill Simon. Be afraid, be very afraid.

1:19 Asia’h Epperson. Oh, wait. I think she was my favorite from the auditions. Ok, in the hands (voice) of someone who can actually sing, “Peace of My Heart” is one of the greatest rock and roll songs ever, I think. In the hands (voice) of someone who cannot actually sing, it is a trainwreck. This girl can sing. Yay! She’s cute, she’s bouncy (I had to finally pause the thing to get a picture that wasn’t a blur of earrings).

1:28 Ramiele Malubay (I’m not even going to pretend that’s the right way to spell it.) I don’t know if live-blogging etc. is interfering w/ my judgment, but I just want this girl to pep it up! But, she’s going to stick around. As Randy likes to say, the girl can blow.

1:38 Syesha Mercado. Tobacco Road. It seemed like she kind of yelled that. I don’t really like the yell-singers. I really like the sing-singers. Maybe that’s just me. That’s why I’m not a huge Mariah fan.

1:48 Carly (Controversy) Smithson. This was the girl who got all of the press this week for having a (defunct) record contract prior to the show. I don’t know. I guess I don’t care as long as she’s entertaining. That said, when you say stuff like, “I’m not here to be the diva or the prima donna” that usually means you already are. I’m just sayin’. Also, she looks like Cher. She’s very good. Again though, with these slow ballads. Pep it up people! That’s my advice.
My prediction? We will be saying goodbye to 2 out of 3 of Christy, Joanne and Amy.
Ugh. All in all, I’m feeling a little underwhelmed by the newbies. So far, I’m not thinking this is the Best 24 We’ve Ever Had. We shall see!
Dec out!