This Week in 37 Year Olds
Ever have one of those days/weeks/experiences, where you just think…hmmm…I’m pretty sure Jennifer Aniston did NOT do this today?
Let’s see, J-Lo fed her babies formula out of gilded bottles while wearing a ball gown.
Jennifer Aniston allegedly shopped at Prada with her two bodyguards in tow, then read her latest movie script poolside in Miami.
Kelly Ripa sat next to Anderson Cooper and wore some sort of other ball gown to work.
I, on the other hand, went shopping at Costco. My husband and I got really excited about our purchases. We’ve both been having back pain and we think it’s because our pillows aren’t firm enough. We got these…
THEN, becasuse I really like to wear comfy fleecy socks at night, my daughter spotted a three pack of ballet slippers that seemed like they’d be ooooh so soft. And in my defense, there was a lot going on what with trying to remember if we needed another ginormous tub of laundry detergent and keeping track of two kids who are at the perfect shopping-cart blind spot height… I threw the socks into the heaping cart, brought ‘em home and put them on. This is what happened next.
Mother of God…I turned into a 108-year old over the weekend.
All righty…off to go clubbing with my body guards in tow!
So … which nursing home are you going to live at? [rotflmao!]
Comment by Luna Pier Cook — March 30, 2008 @ 4:05 pm
I live to amuse. No nursing home here. I intend to move in with my son as pay back for reasons of which he is well aware.
Comment by Robin Dec — March 30, 2008 @ 4:17 pm
Oh, just wait and see what you’ll stoop to for comfort when you’re 47…
Think you should move in with the daughter since she found the daggone things. Course, since son has no teeth, you can share your “through a straw” meals with him…
Comment by phyllis — March 30, 2008 @ 4:54 pm
My daughter will make some sort of pony/littlest pet shop bed out of them. So, yes. I am adding them to her collection (damn…they ARE comfortable).
Comment by Robin Dec — March 30, 2008 @ 6:34 pm
I think the pillows are cool but really the sock thingies? Next you’re going to be picking out “house coats.”
Comment by RebeccaRegnier — March 31, 2008 @ 1:20 pm
Quilted house coats. With little silver snaps and lace on the collar.
Comment by Robin Dec — March 31, 2008 @ 8:32 pm
I’mma girl who LOVES her slippers! Take them ery where. I’m not a fan of wearin my shoes in other peoples houses, so I bring my slippies
I was just at Costco on Thurs. can’t believe I missed these! You say they are comfy huh?
Comment by Cheryl — April 1, 2008 @ 2:54 am
Which…you mean the pillows or the slippers. They are both comfy. I’m getting used to the pillows. It was a TOUGH thing for me. I fear change, but I’ve gotten in the habit of sleeping w/ my arm under my pillow. I think this is bad. Holy CRAP I sound like an old lady!
Comment by Robin Dec — April 1, 2008 @ 9:20 pm
LMAO, actually it is bad. I’ve been told that by my “accident Dr.”–nother story. It can effect the nerve in your arm and cause your arms to fall a sleep. I do it to, its comfy.
I think I’d have a hard time switching from my “king” pillow to a “door stop” one.
Comment by Cheryl — April 1, 2008 @ 9:45 pm