Ever have one of those days/weeks/experiences, where you just think…hmmm…I’m pretty sure Jennifer Aniston did NOT do this today?

Let’s see, J-Lo fed her babies formula out of gilded bottles while wearing a ball gown.

Jennifer Aniston allegedly shopped at Prada with her two bodyguards in tow, then read her latest movie script poolside in Miami.

Kelly Ripa sat next to Anderson Cooper and wore some sort of other ball gown to work.

I, on the other hand, went shopping at Costco. My husband and I got really excited about our purchases. We’ve both been having back pain and we think it’s because our pillows aren’t firm enough. We got these…

THEN, becasuse I really like to wear comfy fleecy socks at night, my daughter spotted a three pack of ballet slippers that seemed like they’d be ooooh so soft. And in my defense, there was a lot going on what with trying to remember if we needed another ginormous tub of laundry detergent and keeping track of two kids who are at the perfect shopping-cart blind spot height… I threw the socks into the heaping cart, brought ‘em home and put them on. This is what happened next.

Mother of God…I turned into a 108-year old over the weekend.

All righty…off to go clubbing with my body guards in tow!