You most resemble Marlon BrandoYou are very smart, and very talented, although you don’t really enjoy social company. You prefer to live alone, go to movies alone, cry alone in the corner…Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

Er…um…uh…there isn’t…I haven’t…ugh. This can’t be right? Which screwed up celebrity do you most resemble?

Interesting. What effect do YOU have on people?

Here’s another one for you. In honor of Top Twelve Idol Tuesday (will blog later). It’s true, the only reason I’m teaching now is because I’m too old to try out for Americal Idol.

In honor of the Texas/Ohio primaries, I thought I’d find out if I’d fit in in the lonestar state. Apparently not. That is…unless Texans like having skunks at lawn parties.

See, now this one is way off, I think. I am way weirder than this portrays. How about you?

At the risk of getting in to a mildly political discussion…there’s a thing I’ve noticed. Until this year, my kids knew very little about current events or politics. They’re still on the young end of grade school. Up until now, they could both tell you who the President was, but that’s about it. With the election coverage, that’s vastly changing and I know that this year is the first year they will remember a presidential election and what it means. Mine was Nixon and it wasn’t an election, it was a resignation. But…I definitely remember a time when the correct answer to “Who’s the President?” was Richard Nixon. He left office when I was just shy of four. I also remember being able to correctly answer who the vice president and secretary of state were.

 The thing is….I’m not any smarter than my kids. Probably far less so It is my theory that cable TV is the difference (and I suppose, to a lesser extent, computers and video games…though I do limit their time). When we were little, you could basically watch what, 3 channels? We saw the news. We heard those names and titles all of the time (even if we didn’t understand it, we constantly heard “Henry Kissinger, Secretary of State etc.). My kids don’t see as much news as I did. If the TV is on, it’s Nickelodeon, Noggin, PBS Kids etc.

I’m not saying it’s a good or bad thing, just interesting. Anyway…what got me to thinking of this (and you’ll see…my train of thought is always pretty serpentine) is a phenomenon I’ve noticed in both my husband and me. We’ll turn on the TV (Nickelodeon etc, when the kids are there). The kids will watch 5 minutes of whatever it is, then go off about their business. We, on the other hand, in kind of a mindless fog, will sit and watch Spongebob in its entirety before realizing…Hey, the kids left, put on Fox or CNN!

Sooooo, anyway, I think Spongebob would make a great President. He has charm and charisma and represents change. Squidward is too negative and too much of a Bikini Bottom insider for my liking. Patrick Star, being a starfish, is way too much of a flip flopper.

P.S. How weird is it that “Spongebob” showed up as a word on my spellchecker???

Awesome!

http://www.blogthings.com/whatmodernuspresidentareyoumostlikequiz/

I am also officially tired of the election coverage. But…in honor of Super Tuesday, we have polling results from my household. Of indepedent non-voters under five feet tall, the breakdown is as follows (margin of error +/- eleventy billion because we asked them repeatedly over the course of two days).

Clinton – 25%

McCain – 25%

That Guy w/ the Red Nose – 0% (Honey, he’s not running anymore. And his nose isn’t red. It’s just his name is Rudy, yes, like the reindeer…)

Spongebob  – 25%

There you have it. Better than Drudge!

I Am 38% Evil

A bit of evil lurks in my heart, but I hide it well. In some ways, I am the most dangerous kind of evil.

How evil are you?

http://www.blogthings.com/howevilareyouquiz/

Also…

The Recipe For Robin

3 parts Love 2 parts Imagination 1 part Intensity Splash of Difance Finish off with an olive

What the he## is Difance? I think they mean “defiance.”