I have settled all debate regarding whether of not the University of Southern California has a durrrrrty athletic department and in honor of the end of this debate Xtina’s hit Durrrrrrrrrty is the new school fight song. I have called school administration and informed them that Ms. Aguilera is now a permanent member of the Song Girls and that it be required that she sing her hit tune each and every time the team hits the field/court/other playing surface.

In case you’re curious what the hell I am talking about … click here.  In a nutshell it appears that USC’s OJ Mayo may have been taking durrrrrty money for some time now.

If I were Reggie Bush I’d by hiding behind Kim Kardashian’s tush. Lord knows its large enough.

Fight on!

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