Hello loyal readers and nOObs alike. Today, I plan to review Monroe’s super Wal-Mart. And as you may have guessed, this is going to be an amazing and riveting review. In fact, this may be a better review than when I reviewed McDonald’s iced tea. So let us begin.
First off, one of things most people will notice right off the bat is that Walmart’s parking lot sucks. It seems quite evident that a kindergartner was in charge for laying out the groundwork for the parking lot. All the aisles are TINY. And when I say tiny, I mean minuscule. Imagine a Jonas Brother concert that also had Miley Cyrus headlining, and the 1.5 million screaming, Jr High school age children attending said concert. Now imagine trying to park your car somewhere in between the pre-pubescent children. That’s kind of what it’s like to park at Super Walmart.
So now that you know what that’s like, let’s take a closer look at the actual inside of Super Ultra Walmart. In case you haven’t been inside the store yet, almost every time I have been there the place has been packed. Now I know that’s not the fault of Walmart or that of its employees, but just getting around the store reminds me of taking a guided tour to the seventh circle of hell. The actual selection of food is actually pretty good. I would say it’s on par with Meijer, but probably has a bit less food that a straight up super market (i.e. Kroger, or Kroger’s ghetto cousin Food Town). However, the lay out of these food aisles is for the most part, down right idiotic. There is literally no theme whatsoever to the organization. It seems a lot of the categories of food were kind of just randomly thrown together. Maybe to some it’s not a big deal, but to me it did seem a bit disorienting at times. Also, the store had their special items that were on sale displayed at the ends of aisles; however, instead of placing these items near where their other same type of food brethren belong, these sales items were located in completely different spots. Dumb.
The “Home Goods” sections of the store are probably better organized as a whole than the food section. Ultimate Walmart’s electronic section is without a doubt the best part about the whole store. As soon as any male from the age of 16-45 walks into the electronics department, he will most likely start to get an erection from the wide selection of assorted electronic goods that Omni Walmart carries. And as soon as said male gets a look at the prices, he will also forget any prejudices he once had against Walmart for their evil doings in underpaying workers, putting people out of business and outsourcing jobs.
The toys department is a bit small compared to most modern day standards. It also irked me that they had a quite limited stash of action figures. The sporting goods left much to be desired as well. I will note though that the auto department looked pretty good (NOTE: THE AUTHOR KNOWS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT CARS, SO THEREFORE IT MAKES THE PREVIOUS STATEMENT WORTHLESS).
The service at Super Saijin Walmart seems okay. Most of the workers were semi friendly, and asked me/ the people I was with if we needed help with looking for stuff. Overall I would say that Extreme Walmart is a pretty decent place to buy stuff, that is if you are poor (like me) or enjoy saving money and don’t care too much about the people who are working for a dollar in China and Vietnam.
Ratings:
Parking: Crappy/ 10
Food section: 6.5/ 10
Electronics: 8/ 10
Other Home sections: 7/ 10
Overall: 7/ 10 (or if you are poor): 9/10
- C.C.
