Chemistry Set, Security Threat
The FBI is making it more difficult to obtain essentially harmless chemistry sets; the same kind that you probably experimented with as a child. Apparently they have become a security threat to our police state.
That’s okay, we can keep the children occupied with television, strictly monitored by the FCC, and cell phones that can be used by the CIA to eavesdrop on them (without the inconvenience of warrants of course) if they are to somehow procure a threatening chemistry set without proper government clearance.
Any bets on the next security threat? Model rockets? Toasters?