Top ten signs that you are, in fact, pregnant (un-scientifically speaking)…
- You can’t button your jeans. You can’t button your fat jeans.
- Your favorite shop at the Outlet Mall is The Pickle Factory.
- You’ve eaten so many mints and red hots to settle your stomach that your tongue feels like you’ve been eating razor blade flavored suckers.
- You carry a barf bag in your purse for that any-time-of-day morning sickness.
- Your children point out that lately you’ve lost your figure (“Mom, can’t you suck that in?).
- You’ve decided there aren’t enough hours in the day to satisfy your need for sleep (zzzzzzzzz).
- You cry about almost anything (your son’s shoes not fitting, not having yeast to make cinnamon rolls, the disorganized state of your day planner).
- You pee on a stick from the drug store and two lines show up.
- You pee on a second and on a third testing stick that also end up with two little lines.
- Your gynecologist gives you a due date and lets you listen to the cutest little heartbeat.
7 responses so far ↓
1 LunaPierCook // Aug 31, 2008 at 7:54 am
Ok … I’ll be the one … she’s already smacked me once …
Em? Are you trying to tell us something???
2 Emilie // Sep 1, 2008 at 10:22 am
Why yes I am.
3 Bethany // Sep 1, 2008 at 11:21 am
Umm..if you are trying to tell us something..
Congrats!
4 Emilie // Sep 1, 2008 at 1:23 pm
Bethany - - I just saw you on Thursday! Look closer tomorrow.
: )
(and thanks!)
5 Luna Pier Cook // Sep 1, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Well, congratulatoriationisms!!!
6 Emilie // Sep 2, 2008 at 8:25 pm
Thank you very much!
Do you sell those fried pickles down in Luna Pier? That sounds good, doesn’t it?
7 LunaPierCook // Sep 3, 2008 at 5:21 am
Actually, I shut down on Monday for the season (and you never made it down!) Tony Packo’s on Front St. makes the best fried pickles ‘n peppers I’ve had yet. Go getchya some!
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