The car is about a month old now (don’t ask me how many miles already because really it is insane) and tonight I realized it really is smarter than me.
Being a snotty “garage car”, it’s never really had snow pile up on it. When I left Eastern tonight, there was snow. I’m lazy, so I used the wipers (front and rear, wheee!) to get the snow off but then the darn stuff was freezing. So I figured this was a good time to use the defroster I had read so much about. With one button, you can defrost windows! De-ice mirrors! Warm up washer fluid! Save the world from cold! Amazing, really.
When I pressed the snowflake button, I saw the darn light blink and turn off. I try it again. And again. CRAP! How is the new car not working already? How does the car think it’s smarter than me already? I mean, it’s true, but how does it know after just a month?
Ah yes. Because snowflakes mean you want it COLD INSIDE. My car knows I am not that dumb. Thankfully because apparently I didn’t realize that was the A/C button and not the defrost button. Duh!
