Archive for December, 2006

Pimp & Circumstance

Friday, December 29th, 2006

Hi, crimestoppers! 

It’s the Friday Afternoon Choose Your Own Pop Culture Reference Game! 

* Kid Rock’s turning into the Zelig of rock and roll! 

* Kid Rock’s turning into the Forrest Gump of rock and roll! 

* Kid Rock’s turning into the Waldo of rock and roll!

You win! 

Now dig the crazy frequent flier miles he’s racking up:

Dec. 18: he’s in Istanbul for the funeral of beloved music mogul Ahmet Ertegun!

Dec. 20: he’s onstage with Bob Seger at the Palace of Auburn Hills!

Dec. 24: he’s off to Kuwait & Iraq to spend the holidays with the troops!

Whew!  He must be bushed, eh? 

Don’t worry, Kid’ll be back on more familiar turf soon enough to rest up.

Game Over, Man!

Friday, December 29th, 2006

10 worst ways to die in a videogame.

‘06-packing: “Moments of Significance,” Part 1

Thursday, December 28th, 2006

Been rasslin’ with whether or not to throw in the trowel and post a couple of “best of” lists, but along comes the American Film Institute with a much better idea to pilfer.

They’ve put together a list of “moments of significance” that includes noteworthy or notorious events that took place during 2006, from the deaths of director Robert Altman and the VHS format to the rise of YouTube and viral media.  Worth a peek, here.

I’m going to launch this far more personal reverie by seconding one of the AFI’s emotions and salute the titanic cojones of Stephen Colbert.

Watching Colbert waterboard the White House and the media it too often coddles at this year’s correspondents’ dinner in April was one of the most joyful, inspiring experiences of the year here at DNLA HQ.  If you didn’t catch it, Colbert was the “entertainment” brought in to warm up the crowd for the president, whose routine with an impersonator was kind of funny, I’m Matt Damon enough to admit.  As it washed over the Bushes and the media figures in attendance, though, that Colbert was Going For It in “Report” character, and was not going to relent, the shift in temperature in the room, especially on the dais, could be felt in my rumpus room 900 miles away from D.C. 

Colbert’s my 2006 hero, and I cannot believe he hasn’t been the victim of a freak accident by now.

The AFI list also gives a shout-out to Spike Lee’s monumental HBO documentary “When the Levees Broke,” now available on DVD here, and even here.  Lee’s had a fine 2006, his most successful since the summer of “Do the Right Thing,” with “Levees” and “Inside Man,” which’d be on that “best of” list I’m not going to compile, but “Levees” is staggering in its power and immediacy as Lee digs deep into Hurricane Katrina and its aftermath.  It should be required viewing for all, especially if you’re on a “working vacation” on your ranch and you’re all out of brush to clear.

My related Moment of Significance, though, took place just off Canal Street in New Orleans in the summertime, during my first trip back after “the storm.”  (All the locals I spoke to referred to Katrina that way, and the only places I saw her named were on the foul and silly t-shirts some of the tourist traps were hawking.) 

It was bittersweet, getting back to a city I love that I watched go under, literally and figuratively, on CNN.  Seeing the storm’s impact in person, reflected in the high water marks on the freeway overpasses and the homes still waiting for demolition, glyphs still spray-painted on the doors indicating whether or not corpses had been inside to await retrieval, was moving, infuriating, and more.

While walking back to my temporary digs one early evening, I heard a happy ruckus coming from up the street a few blocks, and could see people crossing Canal from all directions to check it out.  Turned out it was a marching band from one of the local schools, taking to the streets on the edge of the Quarter to play the bejeebers out of “Sexual Healing.”  A huge crowd of what looked like tourists and locals surrounded them, and we followed them into the Quarter, past the strip joints and daiquiri bars.  They played that irresistible Kanye West song I can never name and a bunch of other songs you wouldn’t imagine a marching band playing, and I’m getting the goose bumps just calling up the memory.  Pass me a Turbodog, would you?

Your guess is as good as mine whether or not New Orleans is going to be morphed into Creole Disney or manage to battle its way back and fully restore its unique, mystical mojo, but those kids in that band that night gave me good reason to hope for the best.

Darn Tootin’

Wednesday, December 27th, 2006

Actually going for the “Fargo” reference, not “Blazing Saddles,” there, but both films deserve the honor.

Color Me Depressed

Friday, December 22nd, 2006

Westerberg injured.

Damon, with faint praise.

Friday, December 22nd, 2006

“What bothers me the most about the state we’re in right now is I don’t feel that there’s a shared consciousness and a shared sense of sacrifice, and we have these young men and women who are fighting a war and our president tells us to go shopping.”

-Matt Damon, on “Hardball” Monday night

“I encourage you all to go shopping more.”

-President Bush, during a press conference Wednesday

On Wed. night’s “Hardball,” host Chris Matthews made great hay over this confluence of Hollywood and the real world (while tubthumping for tonight’s repeat of the episode featuring Damon and his “Good Shepherd” director/co-star Robert De Niro) as if Damon has suddenly become a prophet for our time, or a thorn in the president’s side, or both.

I’m having trouble imagining any cause-effect between Damon’s remark and Bush’s, but I find it fascinating that even an excitable boy like info-poli-tainment icon Chris Matthews is willing to consider putting that much stock in anything Matt Damon has to say about anything that’s not how it feels to do a love scene with Angelina Jolie or when the third Jason Bourne movie’s due out.

(Which isn’t to say that Damon’s point about shared sacrifice, or lack thereof, isn’t valid; I’m trying to leave politics–mine, and in general–out of this.)

Damon, of course, has every right to speak his mind, even when he’s on the tellyvision, as do Toby Keith, Bill Maher, and Dustin “Screech” Diamond.  And, last time I checked, so do the rest of us, and we’re more than empowered to dismiss or say “ditto that” to what our celebrities say, just as readily as we do to what our Uncle Jerry, our colleagues, and even our favorite bloggers spout off about. 

The issue for me is the…amplification…of what celebrities have to say, as if they Somehow Know Better.  Damon plays a CIA operative in “Good Shepherd,” so he’s better informed?  His celebrity probably affords him access to information and experiences he can use to form his opinions, but does that give those opinions any greater heft than yours or mine? 

Aww, the hell with it–what’s the latest on the Trump vs. Rosie feud, anyway?

Another round of butterbeer, Jo?

Thursday, December 21st, 2006

Potted.

Wanna see some stuff blow up real good?

Wednesday, December 20th, 2006

As I await the Major Matt Mason movie, I realize I’m too old to fully appreciate the most totally righteous awesomeness of the notion of a big-budget feature based on this blast from the past, but here you go. 

Transformers trailer.

Now get off my lawn.

“…a little brain must fall”

Wednesday, December 20th, 2006

The internet is a remarkable creation.

Boo Boo: blue, blue.

Monday, December 18th, 2006

Joe Barbera R.I.P.