Definitely Not L.A.

VH1 goes to see Poison (and the people who still love them) so you don’t have to here.

“Two guys walk into a bar.  Third one ducks.”

Maybe it’s the humidity, but that cracked me up.

MIAMI (Reuters) – Publisher American Media Inc. said on Tuesday it will stop printing the Weekly World News, which for 28 years gleefully chronicled the exploits of alien babies, animal-human hybrids and dead celebrities.  The company said in a brief statement it would end the print version of the tabloid newspaper next month but would maintain the online version.

From Yahoo 

Berlin has named a street honoring Frank Zappa. Zappa’s brother, Bobby Zappa, said the Grammy-winning rocker, who died in 1993, would have been pleased, in a letter of thanks.  Frank-Zappa-Strasse or Frank Zappa Street — formerly Street 13 — lies on the eastern outskirts of Berlin amid empty industrial buildings in what was communist East Germany.

Faith Hill goes all Miss Manners on an overzealous fan of her husband. The audio’s a little garbled, but if it matters, consider this one NSFW.

(Not Suitable For Work)

2008’s shaping up to be all about everyone’s favorite explora-in-the-fedora, Indiana Jones. Geek World’s abuzz that Karen Allen’s reprising her Raiders of the Lost Ark role in next summer’s fourth Indy adventure and there’s this tie-in game: gotta love Lego with stubble.

NEW YORK (Reuters) – Americans who feel bored and underpaid do work hard — at surfing the Internet and catching up on gossip, according to a survey that found U.S. workers waste about 20 percent of their working day.

Courtney Love’s Myspace blog is required reading for anyone with a taste for the bizarre, the raw, and the pretty much incoherent.  (That’s me!)  A snippet from last night’s epic post from one of our last true Rock Stars:

pls esplain wahta kudos means? i am putting it out scred s—less bleessyou and nam myoho renge kyo!)( ps you with lung cancer at 38! im so so so so sorry as i sit her smokin does it mean you read it? im atard i know iwa son phine woth head os my Space and iwas klike oi blogged too afarid to ask him actually i hate that workd BLOG iwas talking to poeple on the net when AOL first started !!!!fST f—it i was the first celeb blogger end of story, ical;led it posting however!

Apologies to C-Lo for the dashes over her naughty bits.