Definitely Not L.A.

By Bill Reiser

One man’s Slip n’ Slide through the absurdities and have-you-heard-ities of modern life, culture and media. Definitely Not L.A. is concocted by Monroe’s Bill Reiser, who enjoys writing about himself (and referring to himself in the third person) as much as he looks forward to Juggalos questioning his right to call himself “the Pete Best of Insane Clown Posse.” He can be reached by using the red phone under the glass dome on the commissioner’s desk or by e-mailing breiser [at] monroe.lib.mi.us

Painful Photorealism by Dave Riddle