Behind the Headlines

Overheard: “Yeah, I met the president once - by accident. Sometimes clumsiness pays off.”

And this one wasn’t really overheard in the newsroom, but I was conducting interviews in the field (I suppose the world is our newsroom technically) and a man came up to me to say this:

A guy walked into a bar with a pair of jumper cables. The bartender took one look at him and said, “you’d better not be starting anything in here.”