In searching for information on lost dogs and pets in general, I was checking out different lost pet Web sites. In order to use the sites in the story I’m working on, I wanted to check them out first to see if they are helpful, free, easy to use, etc.
In doing so, I came across one that lists an “additional” line of detail for each pet. Some of the descriptions, well, I’ll let them speak for themselves.
Additional:
“big feet, droopy eyes and bad teeth”;
“sings the andy griffiths theme song, u of m fight song, says hello, what up, prettybird, says and plays peek-a-boo”;
“Talks exceptionally well. Amswers to the name of Elvis”;
“Well-trained, gets along with other animals”;
“Coax with meat or cheese.”;
“Recently been neutered, has/had cone collar, large size testicle due to complications with surgery.”;
“he was wearing a silver chain collar, he has a spot on his eye that looks like eyeliner, muscular, 4 years old, may bite so dont touch”;
“we think its a male. his name is sunny. he is very loud and likes to dance”;
“very friendly and often crying for attention wandered off and is greatly missed. name is Parker but hardly responds to it. responds to food.”;
and my favorite – “Scared of the world”
I wonder what our pets would say about us.