Behind the Headlines

There’s gold in them thar mouths. People must be jazzed up for turkey and time off; it seems like everyone is talking about something interesting or presenting it in an interesting way. Here’s a snippet:

“So, *Person* what do you think? Is Marie a little bit country a little bit rock and roll?”
“I think she’s a little bit fat and a little bit too old to be dancing,” responded the person who was queried, known for honesty.

From that same corner:
“… ever since Jerry Springer went off the air, I can’t watch it, it’s not the same,” said one person about a different television show.
“Yeah, I do the Jerry chant at home,” responded another person jokingly. Although, I like to think that this person just sits at home and ocassionally starts chanting to bolster her spirits and tried to make a joke of it at work while thinking, finally, I can share this oddity with the world.