Here I sit, at the computer at a friend’s house after an all night game of Counter-Strike. What did we do? We had a LAN Party. Not a big one, but with a few close friends, we held it in the basement of a Sand Creek Graduate after his open house. There are four computers down here, and after all is said and done, I am the only one awake. That is why I am tired. I resisted the dark side 
.
Very punny! Careful there, you’re jokes are sounding more-and-more like your dad’s …