Want a Laugh? Read About the Bear Invasions in People Magazine
Thursday, August 30th, 2007If you get a chance grab the August 27th issue of People Magazine. There is an article with pictures titled, “Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner.” Global warming is indeed a chain reaction. The Lake Tahoe area has been plagued by wildfires due to drought and guess who is showing up in homes to get food, bears! Bears are breaking into houses. The pictures and details are hilarious. This is right out of goldilocks. The bears know what they’re doing.
Many people think global warming doesn’t affect them, but Lake Tahoe residents beg to differ; first the drought, then the fires, and now the wildlife. The bears break out windows, punch through walls. The article said 170 homes have been hit by the hairy thieves and caused an estimated $85,000 in property damage. The director of a the BEAR League teaches homeowners how to get the bears out and to understand they aren’t coming to kill the residents as much as make off with their Hershey’s chocolate. One resident’s Jack Russell and Yorkshire terrier chased a bear outside that was caught at the refrigerator with a container of orange juice and a jar of pickles at his feet. He dropped the orange juice container outside, but came back to grab it.
There is a picture of a bear walking along with a Pepsi bottle in his mouth and his head tilted back so he can drink it. Bears totally took out an entire garage door because they smelled food inside. Some of the bears weigh as much as 700 lbs. so when they are hungry, the neighborhood houses are easy targets. One woman said she ran into a bear in her hallway and chased another out of her living room where it had been eating chocolate kisses. She found “15 wrappers on the floor—just wrappers, no chocolate mess. He was much neater than my own kids ever were.”
Another couple came back from vacation to a broken window. The husband found a little bear sitting in the foyer with a beach ball. Another had a bear that got inside the house, set off the alarm, ruined two doors, and then was a perfect gentlemen making off with a tub of “java chip Starbucks ice cream and a five gallon tin of popcorn.” It looks to me like all the bears have a sweet tooth and are particular about what they grab. They don’t seem to crave Jack Russells or Yorkies as much as junk food. Twinkies are supposedly a favorite. One of the pictures is really hysterical, the bear decided to take a dip in a pool and stayed long enough for the owner to take a picture. Check it out for a laugh if you get the chance.
Someone should post the pictures on I Caught or You Tube and congratulate the residents on their patience and understanding. Many people don’t take the time to realize that we are not the only ones who will be suffering the effects of global warming. All the creatures will suffer from a chain reaction and we should practice some empathy, not lose our heads, and try to kill every last critter if and when they invade our territory. They’re only trying to survive what we helped to create.
