More Than One Win for Research Animals
Just yesterday I watched on ABC News as chimpanzees outmaneuvered college students in a test for short-term memory. A touch screen displayed boxed numbers up to 10–I think. I can’t remember, LOL, so the monkeys have bested me already. Touching the numbers in sequence erased them one by one. I’ve got to tell you, the monkeys were fast. The numbers appeared over and over. Mind you, I thought it was fantastic that the monkeys could push the numbers in sequence so quickly. That’s only the beginning of the test though. After pushing the numbers in sequence a few times the last 4 or five numbers would disappear. Whoever, monkey or student, had to remember where those numbers were positioned on the screen, and still push them in sequence. The students failed, but the chimps just kept pushing the darn numbers like they were still there! The humans who thought up this test want to try the same thing on very young children. Oh that says a lot!
While I was watching this one-up-man-ship, monkey vs. human, college students no less, I was reminded of endangered primates, and all endangered animals throughout the world. The news that showed this test flashed back to the remarkable predecessors of these monkeys like KoKo and Lucy who learned language to communicate with humans. If we’re smarter, why aren’t we learning their languages? Anyway, something this close to us in intelligence being threatened in the wild for a trophy or meat is a sad statement about humanity. They already have the environment to contend with. Intelligence doesn’t seem to mean a hill of beans in this instance. Then again, look what we do to animals in circuses, road side zoos, and research. But hopefully we’re progressing.
PETA announced in its November 07 newsletter that the “National Academy of Sciences, NAS, the U.S. government’s chief scientific advisory body released a long awaited report that explodes the myth of the usefulness of animals in toxicity testing, one of the cruelest and painful types of experiments, in which animals are poisoned to death. The report concludes that these tests are ineffective and wasteful and that they should largely be replaced by better, faster non-animal tests.” Yay. Finally, after all the petitions, contributions, arguments…a break is happening for lab animals.
The newsletter also related that for the first time the National Institutes of Health, NIH, requested the University of Washington return grant money after Albert Fuchs used unauthorized procedures on monkeys. He implanted metal chambers in their heads and metal coils in the eyeballs. Lovely. Taking back funds for heinous acts of unnecessary cruelty on animals, and violating the animal welfare act hits em where it hurts, in the pocket. It’s a good attention getter anyway.
Recently, the American Medical Student Assoc. sent PETA a letter of support to stop the military’s use of animals in trauma and surgical training and chemical casualties. There is also a big battle over sonar use in the ocean. Imagine what that sonar does to dolphins, whales, and other things that have a rightful claim to a home in the ocean. We protest the seal hunts, dolphin hunts, and bushmeat trade from other parts of the world and look what we do to animals.
Research is a very big lobby, and most of us have been fed trite little explanations like “We have to do incredibly cruel research on intelligent animals, and/or someone’s lost pet that got sold to the system or some little kid will die.” That seems a little outmoded. I hope the latest discovery in stem cell research stops animal research altogether. Besides there have been recalls of drugs that tested OK on animals but caused serious problems, even death for humans taking a much lesser dose. There are also risks for viruses jumping species and becoming more virulent. Hopefully, this new awareness for endangered animals will lead to a renewed appreciation for all living things in the world, maybe for each other.